true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
I C ANT BREAHTE MY GRANDMA HAS ALZHEIMERS AND JUST SAID TO MY PREGNANT SISTER “DAMN YOU GOT FAT” OMG
“Do you like when I position my chin, like so?”
“Do you wanna ride on the back of my moped?”
“Are you busy this Thursday afternoon?”
“Would you like to come over and view my various assortments of sexual toys, pleasure tools and lubricants?”
cock:
block
