Wisdom of Confucius

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

skypestripper:

skypestripper:

math.. more like

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hestheoriginal:

"Which is annoying."

hestheoriginal:

"Which is annoying."

beefmilk2:

you are in a dark ally and this is chasing you

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what do

COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

zzbbtt:

i dont think i’ll ever stop reblogging this shit

urulokid:

That… Is not what I expected

urulokid:

That… Is not what I expected

tyleroakley:

random-clarity:

theoddoneouut:

ellosteph:

A game of Never Have I Ever that takes a twist, and will leave you with chills at the end. 

that is not what i expected, woah

I thought this would be fun, but I got bitch slapped with life

watch and learn

You can’t keep kissing strangers and pretend that it’s him.
(via homowrecked)

shesamagical1:

pizza-dome:

theevermysteriousowl:

LOSING MY SHIT

im gunNA VOMIT

I can’t. Lmfao

john-egberts-floating-arms:

rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

I’m fucking dying