Oh well lol life tote on rightn
TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES
wat is the grass supposed to do about it
We know what happened
Some kind of 4 armed insect lady was hit by a car rest in peace god bless
[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.
right now a baby is being born
right now someone just clogged a public toilet and is running out of the bathroom as fast as they can
life goes on
Hopefully this is not the same person
ah how could i forget to post my own blackout poetry piece
Here’s a little chair into which you can strap your kid and force them to watch you take a dump. Neat, huh?
for every 50 notes this gets i’ll read a chapter of this book: